putting out fire with gasoline

cyberho:

I don’t even know who John Green is 

judgeoftheblogosphere:

literally what this website did to some of you

judgeoftheblogosphere:

literally what this website did to some of you

cosmictwobyfour:

I aspire to BE THIS

leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:

when a guy walks past you and you catch a whiff of their cologne

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thynameisdeath:

carryonmywaywardsuperwholockian:

shuckle-shuffle:

hey fun fact: puttanesca literally translates to “whore sauce” in italian because it was cheap and quick to make so prostitutes made it before going out at night

I’m italian and I’ve always thought to myself “it can’t be that, there must be some other english pun or something”. But apparently there isn’t. Count Olaf speaks italian.

The world for whore in portuguese is also ‘puta’, so yes, I got that.